I turned off the news. Ask me about what happened in the market and today I couldn’t tell you. I know one thing though. All this talk about the failure of our economy and its global affect was making me anxious and stressed out. And there was nothing I could do. About the economy, I mean. So I resorted to a little comic relief. It eases me back into a state of calm. Laughter has that affect on many people. I hope it does the same for you—at least for a few minutes anyway.

9 signs you need a new bank

1. You call your personal banker and the person answer’s with “Dave’s Quadrant Homes”.

2. You go to make a withdrawal from the ATM and there’s a sign that reads “Sorry, all out”.

3. You stop in to make a deposit and the teller asks if you’re sure.

4. Your banker asks you for a loan.

5. Instead of serving the usual complimentary coffee and pastries they’re now selling them as day olds.

6. Your bank is placing ads for customers on Craigslist.

7. You walk in to get your check cashed and are asked if you want cash back.

8. Your bank is on the news for robbing itself.

9. You saw the bank president at the corner café serving coffee.

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